Like how do some of you people make such AMAZING cosplay outfits?! Like are you magic? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!
look at my roomie. she’s a babe. no you can’t have her she’s mine.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie
Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.
You will call me sweetheart
and I will still stumble over
I will want to know how many breaths you take after waking up
before you consider yourself alive
I will shiver when you touch me
do not be offended;
you are the warmest person I know.
He done fucked up now.
I just cleaned the shit out of my blinds with bleach cleaning products.
I may have mildly poisoned myself.
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS