ifreakinlovebooks:

Best TV show ever.

(Source: damnyoulevine)



  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]




devildoll:


constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

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This is actually pretty important

very important information

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information



heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka)



Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow.
Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept (via ifallontragedy)

(Source: ecouter-bien)



Second grade, Mrs. McCoy’s classroom. I doubt you remember this, but I do. We went around the room and we all said what we wanted to be when we grew up.

(Source: elliottgilbert)





  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE


sharks-sharks-baby:


toseeyouwheniwakeup:

Alice you stupid bish you gunna fall >_<

(Source: utadasam72)



(Source: starbuckara)



(Source: pandanemar)